It has come to my attention that some guys just don't get it. I'm not sure if it's because they haven't been taught or they just don't give two shits about themselves. Although the latter may be true, I'm willing to give a man the benefit of the doubt. What I'm talking about today is hygiene. I can hear ladies applauding me now.

So Brian and I happened to be leaving Firehouse Lounge in route to Dizzy Rooster last friday night. As we're walking down Dirty Sixth, I look up and what do I see? A bird? Nope. A plane? Naw foo! I see a muthafukin bat yo!

So we've all heard that the economy sucks and that people are broke these days. It's either that or you went on a huge binge and spent most of your money on booze. Either way, I have come to the rescue with a list of things you can do for under ten smackaroos on pretty much any day of the week. I hope you find the list useful. Enjoy!

So the story begins as I am rollin down 5th street in route to pick up friends on Dirty 6th. All of a sudden I see two bums pestering a group of girls.